My first boyfriend had a tattoo on his dick, I remember thinking this is a bit odd isn’t it? The most funny tattoo I’ve seen is the one the OZ dude had (I picked him up at a after ski bar when I was out snowboarding in Japan some years ago); right over his bum it said ’you’re gonna regret this tattoo but it was a great WE! At a martial art camp I met a guy with ‘fuck the word’ on his shoulder – perfect then we know! And the impressive one had a tattoo on his neck saying remember death / remember friends and family which is the only tattoo ever moved me. A beautiful word; magic. A beautiful sentence; you move me.